The Roemer Saga Part 3: How can you kill that, which has no life?
> Plans to take down Roemer are starting to be made
> One guy proposes the stealing of his math books
> That’sactuallykindofgood.jpg
> We get that same guy to steal his books
> The kid is a fucking wimp, like 4 and a half feet long and has red hair and a freckles
> Even Roemer doesn’t see him as a threat
> “Hey Roemer can I see your math books?”
> “You have the same math books as me”
> “I know, but I forgot mine”
> “Ok, here you go”
> What we didn’t know yet, is that the ginger dwarf was also a fucking moron
> “HAHA I GOT YOUR BOOKS”
> DUDE THAT WASNT PART OF THE PLAN.jpg
> ROEMERBO ACTIVATED
> Roemer jumps the guy and fucking starts biting him in his arm
> Turns out Roemer is half pitbull or something, because the midget can’t get him off
> The little redhead brought it on himself, we’re not helping him
> Roemer suddenly let’s go and grabs his books
> Then hé goes back to his seat and starts reading them as if nothing happened
The Roemer Saga Part 4: Friend or Foe?
> A few weeks later, out of fucking nothing, Roemer suddenly starts sitting together with us during lunch breaks
> Luckily, every single one of us understands that this can be funny as hell if done right
> One of my friends, possibly the friendliest motherfucker I have ever met, actually takes him to his house one day
> Shows him Super Smash Brothers: Melee
> This will, about a year later, be a vital element of probably the biggest lulz I have had in my life
> Roemer goes to school the next day and is suddenly a SSMB expert, even though he doesn’t own a GameCube
> Then later we have what I think was history class and we are watching Disney’s Hercules
> We’re not watching it for fun, but to see the differences between pop culture and what really happened (even though the Greek Mythology, while awesome, is fiction)
> In the movie Hercules causes wreckage to some shit
> Starts doing his signature move I described in the first post
> This time he’s not stopping
> “Hey Roemer it wasn’t that funny”
> Roemer keeps going louder, he’s already going for about 2 minutes now
> Teacher walks towards him and asks if he’s ok
> Suddenly Roemer jumps up
> Thisgunbegood.jpg
> Roemer goes fucking Dovahkiin on the teachers ass, shouting/laughing into his face maniacally at volume levels previously unheared
> Suddenly Roemer sits down with a straight face
> He screams “WHAT ARE ALL YOU FUCKERS LOOKING AT, WHY DO YOU GUYS ALWAYS TRY TO GET ME”
> Idon’tknowwtfisgoingon.jpg
Now we are seriously fucking scared of Roemer, we already knew he was
asperger, but he seems to be some kind of psychopath too.
> Plans to take down Roemer are starting to be made
> One guy proposes the stealing of his math books
> That’sactuallykindofgood.jpg
> We get that same guy to steal his books
> The kid is a fucking wimp, like 4 and a half feet long and has red hair and a freckles
> Even Roemer doesn’t see him as a threat
> “Hey Roemer can I see your math books?”
> “You have the same math books as me”
> “I know, but I forgot mine”
> “Ok, here you go”
> What we didn’t know yet, is that the ginger dwarf was also a fucking moron
> “HAHA I GOT YOUR BOOKS”
> DUDE THAT WASNT PART OF THE PLAN.jpg
> ROEMERBO ACTIVATED
> Roemer jumps the guy and fucking starts biting him in his arm
> Turns out Roemer is half pitbull or something, because the midget can’t get him off
> The little redhead brought it on himself, we’re not helping him
> Roemer suddenly let’s go and grabs his books
> Then hé goes back to his seat and starts reading them as if nothing happened
The Roemer Saga Part 4: Friend or Foe?
> A few weeks later, out of fucking nothing, Roemer suddenly starts sitting together with us during lunch breaks
> Luckily, every single one of us understands that this can be funny as hell if done right
> One of my friends, possibly the friendliest motherfucker I have ever met, actually takes him to his house one day
> Shows him Super Smash Brothers: Melee
> This will, about a year later, be a vital element of probably the biggest lulz I have had in my life
> Roemer goes to school the next day and is suddenly a SSMB expert, even though he doesn’t own a GameCube
> Then later we have what I think was history class and we are watching Disney’s Hercules
> We’re not watching it for fun, but to see the differences between pop culture and what really happened (even though the Greek Mythology, while awesome, is fiction)
> In the movie Hercules causes wreckage to some shit
> Starts doing his signature move I described in the first post
> This time he’s not stopping
> “Hey Roemer it wasn’t that funny”
> Roemer keeps going louder, he’s already going for about 2 minutes now
> Teacher walks towards him and asks if he’s ok
> Suddenly Roemer jumps up
> Thisgunbegood.jpg
> Roemer goes fucking Dovahkiin on the teachers ass, shouting/laughing into his face maniacally at volume levels previously unheared
> Suddenly Roemer sits down with a straight face
> He screams “WHAT ARE ALL YOU FUCKERS LOOKING AT, WHY DO YOU GUYS ALWAYS TRY TO GET ME”
> Idon’tknowwtfisgoingon.jpg
Now we are seriously fucking scared of Roemer, we already knew he was
asperger, but he seems to be some kind of psychopath too.
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